Fractal Resonance Alternative Neutron Collision Exciter

I was transported back in time and space when walking the dogs through the lanes around our village this afternoon. I found myself in 1958 walking along a lane in Cornwall England wearing Boy Scouts uniform.

This was very strange as I was in a remote back lane between our village of Montblanc and the next one of St Thibery in the South of France.

I attribute this effect to the properties of the Fractal Resonance Alternative Neutron Collision Exciter – or FRANCE for short – this has the strange property of being able to show you what life was like fifty years ago.

Today I was transported by the seductive smell of growing grass and a shimmering clarity of light I remembered from a time of woggles, camp fires and billy cans of cocoa.

I don’t think the dogs noticed though, so I will try again tomorrow.