Emotive Images

February 28, 2008 by Tony · 1 Comment 

Like many people, I tend to “see” words and phrases as pictures in my mind – this might explain my spelling errors and typos all over this blog. If I want to remember something written I think of the page and see the writing as a picture rather than letters and words. A photo will give me a much stronger memory and re-create feelings than poetry – like the smell of Castrol R oil, the image of the vincent motorbike a couple of blog posts back churns my innards with a range of emotions.

Getting images is so simple now – my friend Barbara has just got a new digital camera with almost no delay from “seeing” to pixels – the gazillions of images on Fkickr and other photo sites is only possible due to digital photography – but is it only me who “sees” less in these images than in the old chemical prints.

So this new miniature digital camera from Minox should satisfy me -

Minox Leica

my first serious working camera was a Leica M3 – I am not sure if I really want one of these digital facsimilies, but it looks good. If anyone is coming to see me from the USA – bring one over, they can be bought for under 125 dollars now and I can give you euro.

Another camera I have written about before and I would like is the Lomo Fisheye – again it seems it is only in the US and is under 50 dollars

Lomo Fisheye

Although is is basically rubbish – I rate this higher than any super wizzo digital camera as it takes real photos and all the discipline this entails, including thinking.

A Walk Across Paris

February 28, 2008 by Tony · 1 Comment 

Last week I took the train from Agde to Delft – I decided to go via Paris and walked from the gare du Lyon to the gare du Nord as I had time and the exercise is good for me.

It was a wet day but not raining and the light, as ever, in Paris, was wonderful.

This is a short photo compilation of the walk..

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What Every Man Wants

February 28, 2008 by Tony · Leave a Comment 

I was interested to see that one of my favorite news sites Vallywag is now including a daily “soft porn” feature, perhaps more interesting has been the reaction of some journalists in creating filters so that you can read Vallywag without this included. Personally I dont see the relevance of pictures and features of unclad nymphettes in Vallywag – the advice on how to encrypt their naughty gmail account is relevant I suppose.

It made me think of what image “triggers” I would like to see in blogs and newsletters – here is the most emotive, sexy and exciting image I can think of…(no obvious comments please)

Vincent Black Lightning

Click to see bigger image

What the French Republic could learn from Zoology

February 28, 2008 by Tony · 3 Comments 

I was sent this article by the editor of a local magazine in Languedoc, blablablah, I understand the frustration this writer feels but would point out that living in France they are benefitting from a lot of things supported by these taxes – health, education, roads, transport, sports facilities – to name but a few, are among the best in the world.

I have felt the same frustration, but after living in France for 20 years I can see that by giving back to my “host” I cease to be a “parasite”. However, it is a shame that there is no encouragement for an entrepreneur in France, the employment laws have for a generation actively discouraged hard work and unions are clinging to a socialist fantasy – come on Sarko, “pull your finger out” (oops, that could be a bad choice of words).

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One of our correspondents suggests the French Ministry of Finance would do well to study Charles Darwin.

Parasites should never kill their hosts. This is the elementary lesson all parasitologists, she writes, learn on day one.

Kill your host and you have nothing to live on and your parasitic master race will be doomed. Unless of course you are a really rampant killer parasite and the death of your host and succour is just one more step to an easy life of living and breeding without the boring business of finding food for yourself.

But let us stick to the self interested brighter sort of parasite represented in this case by say the Ministry of Finance of a country with a rather high level of unemployment.

One might think France – with a stubbornly high level of un-employment might want work to be rewarding – attractive even..

Is this just another columnist rant?

You might think so until we take you through a real life example which makes one of our reporter’s wonder why she bothers to work.

Last year this reporter earned a stunning 1,919 euro for her words and pictures submitted to the excellent French News. Then, as a thoroughly fair sort of Brit, she felt she should register this lucrative enterprise with the State – not wishing to work on the Black and keen to contribute to this fine country.

This, dear reader, was the beginning of a great mistake!

Tax – of course – you declare it – no problem but then there is URSSAF – not a branch of the US military but the people who issue the Siret number you need to work independently in France and RSI another – pay us now outfit.

As corny papers say “imagine my surprise” when the kindly folk of URSSAF demanded, in January, a whopping 1,333 euro leaving the correspondent a mere 586 euro. Soak the rich eh – and the poor and struggling while you are about it too.
Then in February another parasite invaded – RSI – which also want to gorge on whatever mean reserves of food this damaged body has, with a demand for 1,077 euro.

So far my freelance work has cost me 491 euro more than I have earned. So next year I plan to give up my hobby of supporting the Republic – it is better, and cheaper not to work at all.

And of course the princely sum of 1,919euro has already been added to the family’s income.

We are bracing ourselves for the pension parasites who we hear might want twice the amount of URSSAF and RSI – a scandal if you want to reduce chomage.

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A Day In The Life of a Property Manager

February 27, 2008 by Tony · Leave a Comment 

This is a note from a friend of ours who lives in Nizas, Esther runs a local property managment company she founded herself.

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As often happens, you don’t choose what you become, it just happens.

I realise that the title is “the day in the life of a Property Manager” but as a start I have to give you the background of this story. I am a Property Management Manager based in Pezenas (often wondered if this is a correct title, it never really sums up all the activities that are involved) Pezenas is a beautiful town, and I have always liked houses. I sincerely believe that houses have a soul. Well, you enter a house, and it feels comfy, and yet, other homes, you just itch to change things around, and some houses change owners every 3 years or so. But I like them all.

Pezenas and the area have its share of lovely houses. They are all happy houses. In fact I could say that the old houses in Pezenas are a treasure. You look at a house from the outside and it is ordinary and then you walk in and it hits full in the face, and you think: This is character; this is your dream come true.

Pezenas has a population of 8000, but it is still a small village to me. It is a good place for living. I go to a different butcher every other day, to the baker, I meet the plumber, and I meet the locals around court Jean Jures, on market day. I deal with people and houses. I am better with the houses, I have to admit. So my days are full of surprises.

Take the other day.
6.00am, It started with a fax, and a phone ringing. Both at the same time. The fax from plumber sending a quote – and phone call from a tenant on vacation calling to say that the house is on fire. This is south of France, and this is Pezenas area and some of the electric wiring is 50 years old. I picked up the fax and realised that the quote is too high for the work involved, and the work has to get done, well, for yesterday. On the other hand, I have a scared vacationer with a house that is on fire. I have to choose from 3 options: take a shower, call the plumber to ask him to revise the quote or drive as I am to see the house on fire. I am not sure what I did, but I think that I had to do all 3 things at the same time. I dressed and spoke to the plumber, and than drove like mad to see the house. Before, I got there, I spoke, while driving – a no no- to an electrician and got him out of bed. Both the electrician and I stopped in front of the house at the same time. You still remember that this is Pezenas where streets are narrow and winding and parking at a premium. The fire was caused by burning wires, which we corrected. It is 6am, and next task is calling the owner to say that we had an electric problem. He is 80 years old and he will never believe me.

8.00am The vacationer doesn’t want to stay at the house, she wants out of it, and she wants out NOW!!! Problem is who pays for it, and how do I find another house that is both empty, and in the same budget range? Back to the phone to solve a problem, called 5 owners and lucky for all I found a home owner willing to lower his rent and accept to accommodate the surprise tenants at a low cost. It was another matter convincing the owner of this beautiful house in the centre of Pezenas to agree to refund the fees. After all, his contract said “not responsible in case of malfunction”. It is now 8am. I need my first cup of coffee or I am ready to kill someone. But I am smiling; our internet site www.maisonstournesols says we always work with a smile so I have to keep on smiling! I walk to the nearest café and in Pezenas there are several with a terrace, and before I have the time to sit down an estate agent sees me and asks if I could, please, come with him to see a house the agency just sold to a Scandinavian family. It isn’t in Pezenas but 20 kms away, in Canet. I can’t have my cup of coffee; it is now or never, because the owners are due to leave for home in the afternoon. So we drive to see the house.
12.00 noon It is now mid day and I have my first cup of coffee in Canet. The owners sign a contract; they give me the keys to the house and a set of instructions, petty cash, and dash off to the airport with a promise to write with more instructions.

14.00 I drive home, inhale my hefty lunch, answer all my e-mails, note on the to-do lists, and drive back to a house where there is building work in progress. I have renovated 9 houses, and have moved 28 times in my life, so I know a bit about building sites. I like working with builders, painters, etc., and they reciprocate, and harmony rains…. But this time there is no harmony, there are no workers at the site, and Saturday guests are due to arrive. The house needs a total clean-out, and the work MUST be done. So back to the phone again, get the workers to come over. They have to work till mid-night if need be, I am a bundle of nerves and I tell the workers off. Now they feel stupid, a woman 4,11ft tells them off, but they are used to me and they will finish the work – promise (and I hope that they keep the promise). But this is the south of France, and this is Pezenas area. It is 5pm.

17.00 Back to the office, answer phone calls, write e-mails, and get ready for the next day. I also have a 5 booking enquiries through our holiday rentals site www.golanguedoc.com to deal with, but those I happily transfer to Jane Wilson. My desk is a mess and I know that work will finish at 9:00 pm, when I close the computer. Demain (tomorrow) is another day….

Esther Rouff is the Managing Partner of “Maisons Tournesol”. www.maisonstournesols providing a full range of property management services in and around the Pezenas area of Herault, covering everything from pool maintenance, building project coordination, website marketing, of holiday rentals, property repairs and assistance with French paperwork and bureaucracy.

Smart Parking in Paris

February 25, 2008 by Tony · 2 Comments 

I know the Smart car is small and nimble – but this is awesomeSmart Parking Smart Car in Paris

Snaps of Plonk

February 25, 2008 by Tony · 2 Comments 

When we first moved from the UK to France, nearly 20 years ago, I was working as a commercial photographer, most of my work was for advertising agencies in London – I also taught “Zone System” black and white photography for fun (and profit) – so as there are no big agencies in our French village, I thought I would open a small school in the South of France in the vast rambling pile of rubble Carole and I had bought for our new home and new life.

Dreams can come true and after five years of blood sweat and tears we had built accommodation and I had a darkroom.

One of my first students was a neighbour in our village of Nizas, Barbara Heide – she is making a name for herself now as a photographer and is seeking commissions – her speciality is orking within the wine trade – and why not.

Here is a portfolio of her work taken at “Vinisud” in Montpellier last week

http://www.pbase.com/barbara_heide/vinisud

- you can see more of her work at

http://www.redbubble.com/people/barbara34

Waterdrop by Barbera Heide

I like this snap – click on it to see an enlargement.

How to Rent Your Property in France

February 21, 2008 by Tony · Leave a Comment 

Long term rentals are controlled by rules and legilation.

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Hi

We have a house in France (South Vendee) that we have owned for 4 years now. My husband has recently changed jobs and we are struggling to get to use the house as much as we usually do and are thinking about renting it out for a couple of years or so.

The last thing we want to do is sell the house as we hope, in the not too distant future, that we can go back to the way we were and be able to make regular visits to stay at our house once again.

We have been thinking about renting it as an option – rather than selling it then having to start looking for a new one all over again in a couple of years! That way the house gets regular use and stays warm in winter and aired in summer and we still have our investment to return to once our circumstances change.

Do you have any ideas or help regarding how we go about this? I understand, from one of our French neighbours, that in France they tend to rent on “long term contracts” for around 2 to 3 years? This would be perfect for us.

Any help, advice or info you can offer us would be appreciated.

Thanks

Alison & Colin

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Hi

You are legally obliged to give a nine year lease with breaks of 3 and 6 years for renewal – the tenant has an automatic right to renew, you can only ask for possession if you wish to sell or use for your own full time occupation -but this can take a long time if the tenant does not agree.

The tenant can give three months notice at any time. It is difficult for you to give notice in the winter or if the tenant has children.

A six month furnished rental is an option, this is not so severe – or vacation rentals are more popular if you wish to use the property yourself in the future. Vacation rentals need good support and local management – you can get information about holiday letting from my website at http://www.allrentalsfrance.com

Let me know how you get on or if you would like to advertise,all my advertising services for vacation owners are free.

Best wishes

Tony

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Hi Tony

Wow – thanks for the quick reply!

Not quite as straight forward as I thought.

Definitely something to think about.

Will get back to you if we need any further help / info.

Once again thanks for the reply

Regards Alison

Building Costs in France

February 21, 2008 by Tony · 1 Comment 

Where do you find good people to do work, supervise and how much should they charge.

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Good Evening Tony,

I have just visited your web site and read some of the issues etc. I wonder if you could assist with some advice?

My wife and I have been looking at buying a property in France. We have seen a partially renovated property (New Roof and Septic Tank) and are very intrerested in buying. The work has been carried out by French trades to a very good standard.

The property is in the south of Normandy

I wish to employ an architect/project manager to finish the rest of the renovation using French trades.

What is the best way to select this person?

What are the average rates for renovation work?

Are there any price guides available?

Many Thanks

John

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Hello John,

Thank you for using my sites and for writing to me.

By having work done by registered French craftsmen you will benefit from their full insurance and indemnity – when you buy a property be sure to get the original invoices for any work done in the preceding ten years.

Finding good workers, architects or a “maitre d’ouvrage” is likely to be a very localised thing and best done by personal recommendation – ask at the local Mairie – they will know all registered artizans and are likely to be “cautious” in only recommending people they know. You can also look at local newspapers and local Internet magazines – be sure to only to consider a correctly registered company or person – ask for their “numero Siret” or even their “kbis” which allows you to see any local judgements or problems they have had registered against them.

To find the “going rate for the job” you can buy and access information from this blog post I wrote
http://www.twiku.com/2008/01/12/building-and-construction-costs-in-france/

These are “official” rates – the sort of costing the government will pay – in most cases a local builder will be much more competitive, but it gives you a bench-mark.

I have written about this a few times in my blog including
http://www.twiku.com/2007/09/05/cost-of-renovations-in-france/

Let me know how you get on
Best wishes

Tony

A Mediterranean Country Garden

February 20, 2008 by Tony · 1 Comment 

The Mediterranean climate in the South of France is really a wide diverisy of “micro climates” and these, combined with the huge variety of soils and minerals enable a fantastic range of plants,trees and flowers to thrive.

The Southern France vineyards have been famous since the Greeks settled here, many years before the Romans came. And for over two thousand years wonderful gardens have been nurtured and cherished by owners of estates in the regions of the South of France.

More recently, the chateau owners and owners of vast wine estates, who often established their domians on land previously cultivated by monestaries, with their new wealth from the markets opened for their produce by the industrial revolution of the 19th century, invested for their own pleasure in gardens and parks. Many of these treasures are hidden and not well known, but can be visited by appointment.

I have just heard of a new service which arranges guided tours of some of the best examples – of course as many are in wine domain youcan examine the fruits of the vine from the inside (and outside) of a glass.

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Hello
I just wanted to let you know about a new enterprise which we have recently launched: Hidden Gardens Hidden France, featuring tours of the gardens and countryside of the Languedoc region of southern France, including some historical sites. And of course, some serious wine-tasting!

Take a look at our site: http://www.hiddengardensfrance.com

With very best wishes,
Liz

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